Night of the sharks 3d
Did you know there are 350 different species of sharks? Apparently, some of those can fly because one jumps out of the water and grabs Gordon out of the tree and proceeds to munch on him. Gordon manages to swim away from the sharks and climb a tree to safety. Gordon refuses, so Dennis shoots him and throws him in the water. Later that night they stop, and Dennis forces Gordon into the water at gunpoint. Little do they know they have just fallen into the men's trap. So Beth and Gordon decide to travel with Dennis and Red on their boat back to the mainland to.get a doctor or something. They arrive to the rescue but pre-med student Nick suggests they don't move Malik, who's still losing a lot of blood. These are the guys who have brought the sharks to this lake with the sole intention on filming them eat people. Enter the shady sheriff and his two cohorts, Dennis and Red. Shark deaths are an easy problem to solve. At this point the characters realize they should not be in the water. Their boat breaks down (and blows up) so Nick, Sara and Malik wind up back at the lake house. She doesn't make it back to the boat alive and becomes the first person eaten off the island. The still hungry shark follows the boat and rams it so hard that Maya falls out. So Nick, Sara and Maya set off with nearly unconscious Malik, who's losing a lot of blood, on the boat. They freak and try to call for help, but oh no - they don't have cell phone service, remember? They decide to take him directly to a hospital on the boat. The others find him swimming ashore and one arm missing. The first near-death happens when a shark bumps Malik off his water board. All the cards are lined up for an hour long shark night ahead.in 3D. Oh and they don't get any cell phone service or have neighbors. These seven friends and their dog ride to what appears to be an island on a lake. She has a tattoo!īlake is the slutty guy who spray tans his entire body. A serious online gamer and clearly unsuccessful with women.īeth is supposed to be the bad-ass/slutty girl. May a is Malik's girl friend, and noticeably Latino. Malik is the jock and token African American. Sara is the cute blonde girl who has boy issues. But once he takes off the shirt and glasses it's like (s)He's All That. Nick is supposed to be nerdy and has trouble with the ladies. The guys who are so upset there are no titties in this film should just stick to porn.
What's even greater is that I am typing this as I watch Shark Tank )
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Anyway, as a survivor movie fan first, monster movie fan second, Shark Night 3D left me satisfied. It's hard to explain my interest in these "Ten Little Indians" chain of event type stories where players get eliminated one by one.
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I'm a huge fan of Survivor the TV show (hence the logo) where obviously nobody dies. This genre and blog probably make me come across as some sick f*ck who gets off at watching people die, when that's not really the truth. For me, that's not why I love these types of movies. The reviews seem to shred the movie apart due to the lack of gore and nudity. I quite enjoyed the movie for what it is. That makes me feel like such a monster movie nerd.
I wound up skipping work and seeing it the first day in theaters (today).
The trailers made it clear that this was a Survivor Movie so I had to check it out. But the little show turns out to be more of the snuff variety as several large, man-eating sharks have been put in the salt water lake with cameras under their jaws to film some teeth on flesh action. They run into a few bad men who have lured them there to star in their newest reality show inspired by Discovery Channel's infamous Shark Week. Shark Night 3D is about 7 college students who travel to a lake house for a weekend of drinking and sex.